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monkey kitchen inter-season openings

autocontent — Thu, 17 May 2012 16:17:00 +0000

Hello all,

Our head chef (Sam) is away on a short break so the kitchen is not running a full menu for a short period. This weekend we are open Friday 16h30 – 21h30 (fish & chips special), Saturday, 12h00 – 21h30 (Moules Frites Special & Full English Breakfast), Sunday 12h-00 – 21h30 (Sunday Roast), closed Monday, Tuesday 17h00-21h30 (Curry Night).

We are completing our new summer menu which will have great cheap lunch time deals, amazing new wraps and sandwiches, new salads, cured meat and cheese boards and other wonderful things to look forward to. It will be posted on-line soon for you to get a taster.

Lunch time openings to be announced. Watch this space!

monkey presents Lukes 30th Birthday PARTY!!! – Friday 17th May 2012

autocontent — Thu, 17 May 2012 15:58:00 +0000

Mr Luke Stephens is turning 30 this Friday 18th May and we are going celebrate his birthday at Monkey this Friday by having an awesome party.

The antics will really begin when we hit 2 for 1 cocktail happy hour. DJ Willy T will be putting on some classic Hip-Hop for your ears and We’ll be pouring some shots for your bellies. Come down and wish this legend a happy birthday!

To ease you in to your Friday night we will be having a little pool comp starting at 6.30pm where the winner will get a wonderful 50€ bar tab!

The kitchen will be serving beer battered cod, home-cut fries, garden peas and our home made tartar sauce (Fish ‘n’ Chips 12,50€) from 4.30pm – 9.30pm.

The Swords without Birds Grand Finale Gig! (and curry night) Tuesday 15th May 2012

autocontent — Mon, 14 May 2012 22:08:00 +0000

Right, listen up! So it’s your last chance (maybe ever) to come and listen to these cool cats do their thing. 3D Rob is off to surf camp and the one and only Matt Swords is going galavanting around the rest of Europe in search of enlightenment. We’ve loved having them play their music and the rest this season but the time has come to say goodbye. So in memory of the great Birdy and to say farewell to the brothers Swords come to Monkey and boogie to their music and drink to their health for long live the Birdy and forever be the Swords! 9.30 start, don’t be late!

Live Music, Fish & Chips and A New Rosé Wine – Friday 11th May 2012

autocontent — Fri, 11 May 2012 11:44:00 +0000

The summery weather is back. The Monkey terrace is out with its flowers ablooming. We have a new rosé for the summer which you should come and taste on ice whilst basking in the afternoon sun. The Pistol Shrimps will be serenading you from dusk (9pmish) whilst you take in the majestic sunset bathing Mont-Blanc in a pale pink haze. The specials are our classic fish and chips served with garden peas and home-made tartar sauce OR ginger roasted cod with mussels fresh salad and rice (both only 12,50€). On top of that it’s Friday… why not get a little tipsy and dance a jig. Why these images you ask?… No reason.

Le temps estival est de retour et la terrasse du Monkey est sortie. Nous avons un nouveaux rosé pour l’été que vous devez venir déguster tout en vous dorant au soleil l’après-midi. Les Pistol Shrimps jouent au couche du soleil. Les plats du jours sont notre classic “fish & chips” ou cabillaud rôti au gingembre avec moules salade et riz (seulement 12,50 €). En plus de cela, c’est vendredi … pourquoi pas se mettre un peu pompette et danser la gigue.

Opening times and T-shirts.

autocontent — Sun, 06 May 2012 15:50:00 +0000

It’s that time of year again. Chamonix bars, Monkey included will be closing doors at 1am for inter-season. That means last orders at 12.30am so make sure you get your self out earlier so you have enough time to get tipsy. Our terrace is out and it looks like the weather might be improving so we’ll be able to bask in the sun with a cold beverage soon enough.

We have also recently received the new lot of Monkey T-shirts. We have guys T’s and girls T’s and girls vest tops in a variety of sizes and colours. So come and get them while their hot. We’ll get some modelling photos up for you ASAP.

The End, Grand Montet Closing After Party with the Birds with Swords! 08th May 2012

autocontent — Sun, 06 May 2012 11:58:00 +0000

This Tuesday the 8th of May Monkey Is the location for the Grand Montets closing party after party. After all the mayhem on the hill you can head down to Monkey to get loose to the Birds with Swords (minus the bird but with a special guest). We have live music, food specials, drinks specials, special DJs and more. Watch this space for the details. Starting at 5.30pm.

Mr Richie Delf & Iye95′s hip-hop showboat extravaganza – Saturday 05th May 2012

autocontent — Thu, 03 May 2012 20:39:00 +0000

This Saturday Mr Delf and Iye95 are joining vinyl forces to play you some bangin tubes in the first showboat extravaganza at Monkey. These two handsome chaps will serenading you from 9,30pm-ish with some hip-hop gems that’ll get you body popping your way around the bar.

Ce samedi M. Delf et Iye95 unissent leurs forces en vinyle pour vous jouer quelques tubes bangin dans l’extravagance premier showboat at Monkey. Ces deux gars beaux vous sérénade de 9,30 h-ish avec quelques perles du hip-hop qui vous donneront corps à éclater votre chemin autour de la barre.

The Pistol Shrimps Live – Friday 04/05/2012

autocontent — Thu, 03 May 2012 20:21:00 +0000

This Friday your ears are going to be stroked by the sweet music made by this now locally infamous duo. While they stroke your ears we’ll stroke your taste buds with some delicious beverages to give you sensory overload to start the weekend. Come down early for a beer on Monkeys heated terrace before enjoying 2 for 1 cocktails 9pm – 10pm.

I can’t resist google translate…

Ce vendredi à vos oreilles vont se faire caresser par la douce musique faite par ce duo désormais localement infâme. Alors ils caressent les oreilles nous AVC vos papilles avec quelques délicieuses boissons pour vous donner une surcharge sensorielle pour démarrer le week-end. Venez-y tôt pour prendre une bière sur la terrasse chauffée Monkeys avant de profiter de 2 pour 1 cocktails 9pm – 10pm.

The Final Ladies Night & Morgane’s Birthday Bash! Wednesday 2nd May 2012!

autocontent — Tue, 01 May 2012 12:59:00 +0000

Don’t worry Monkey is NOT closing for inter-season! This Wednesday we are throwing a last ladies night of the season. That means your last chance for all the girls to pay 5€ to get free re-fills of wine and champagne all night long and dance your pants off to some classic party tracks from the 80′s. It’s also Morganes birthday so we’ll be celebrating that too. Happy Birthday! Fancy Dress is not obligatory but if you feel like getting some 80′s get up on we’ll throw some shots your way!

I would translate it properly but google translate is way funnier.

Ne vous inquiétez pas singe n’est pas la fermeture des inter-saison! Ce mercredi, nous jettent une dernière nuit dames de la saison. Cela signifie que votre dernière chance pour toutes les filles à payer 5 € pour obtenir gratuitement re-remplit de vin et champagne toute la nuit et danser votre pantalon quelques morceaux classiques de la partie 80. C’est aussi l’anniversaire de Morganes nous allons donc célébrer ça aussi. Joyeux anniversaire! Fancy Dress n’est pas obligatoire mais si vous avez envie de quelque 80 de monter sur nous jeter quelques coups de feu à votre façon!

It’s their last gig! The birds with swords tonight! Tuesday 1st May 2012

autocontent — Tue, 01 May 2012 10:38:00 +0000

They have entertained us all with their music and antics this season which is now coming to an end. Tonight is your last chance to catch their show, buy them jäger bombs, feed them beer bongs and watch them get out of control. They are starting at 9.30pm so don’t be late and let’s make it a good one. Come one and all and convince them they have to come back next year. Peace.

The Birds with Swords Live – Saturday 28th April!

autocontent — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 14:58:00 +0000

Don’t worry, your favorite trio are back to play Monkey this Saturday after Birdy and Matt reutrn from their well deserved break in Amsterdam which they are spending visiting the musems and ambling along the cannals. Starting at 9.30pm don’t miss their magical show.

Ne vous inquiétez pas votre trio préféré est de retour au Monkey ce Samedi après un pause bien mérité a Amsterdam. Ils commencent a 21h30, ne manquez pas leur show.

Friday Night Fun Times with DJ’s/Barmen Ali W & Willy T! Friday 27th April 2012

autocontent — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 14:44:00 +0000

This Friday Ali and Will are serving you cold beer and a good dose of gangsta rap. Come down for a jager bomb filled friday night of awesomeness.

Ce Vendredi Ali et Will vous sert la biere fraiche et un bon dose de gangsta rap. Venez nous joindre pour un soiree de jager bombs et awesomeness.

DJ Iye95 Funking Awesome! – Thursday 26th April 2012

autocontent — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 14:24:00 +0000

This Thursday Mr Iye 95 is back to play you some funky beats much like he is doing in the photo on the left. Come down and see him in real life and real time with a real beer! From 10pm

Ce Jeudi M. Iye 95 est de retour pour vous faire dancer avec du funk un peu comme dans le photo sur la gauche. Venez le voire de tes propres yeux avec un biere. A partir de 22h

DJ Richie Delf Tonight, Anzac Day = 2 for 1 shots for all Aussies and Kiwis – Wednesday 25th April 2012

autocontent — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 13:52:00 +0000

For Anzac day Monkey is giving 2 for 1 shots to all Antipodeans all night! DJ Richi Delf might not be auusie or kiwi but he’ll be playing some cracking tracks from 9.30pm so get down for 2 for 1 cocktails fromn 9pm till 10pm and dance the night away. We’ll be setting the bar on fire for you! See you all there.

The Pistol Shrimps Tonight – Saturday 22nd April 2012

autocontent — Sat, 21 Apr 2012 12:24:00 +0000

Satin smooth vocals and guitar tighter than Freddie Mercury’s pants. Starting at 21h30, slap bang in the middle of cocktail happy hour. Check out the google translate below.

Chant douceur de satin et un resserrement de guitare que des pantalons de Freddie Mercury. À partir de 21h30, gifle-bang dans le milieu de cocktail heureux.

Tonight is the Last Messager Party of the season. Friday 20th April 2012

autocontent — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 16:15:00 +0000

Come down to Monkey for the last messager party of the seaoson. Papa Sicknote and Richie Delf are in charge of getting you to dance your pants off. Ali Wilson is in charge of the pyrotechnics and Mesh and my self are in charge of the liquids. Starting at 21h30. See you there!

Sunday roast and Live music with Kendal!

autocontent — Sat, 14 Apr 2012 18:44:00 +0000

Sunday roast is serve from noon for only 10 euro! Live music with Kendal from 9h30 pm! happy hour cocktail 9 till 10pm!

Curry night and live music with The Birds with Swords tuesday 10th of april!

autocontent — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 14:06:00 +0000

Curry is served from 6h30pm for only 10 euro followed by The Birds with Sword at 9h30pm! Carefull they might throw some bottle around! Cocktail happy hour 9 till 10pm!

Dj IYE 95 thurdsay 5th of april!

autocontent — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 16:38:00 +0000

Dj IYE 95 is playing thursday night so be ready for some bangin tunes and a drunken night!

Pimp and Hoes party wednesday 4th of april!

autocontent — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 16:30:00 +0000

An other funfilled fire ridden fancy dress party this wednesday at Monkey! We are back to basics with an old favorite “Pimps and Hoes“. So guys get your grills on and your cane out, girls don’t wear too much. Get down here for cocktail happy hour for a banging night of awesomness!